CHEAP FAKE TESTER!!! How could I have fallen for SOMETHING AUDIOUS?
OMG!!! Suddenly the strange guy is standing in the middle of my bedroom! I'm shocked: how did he even get in, so early in the morning? He supposedly wants to check the smoke detectors, but don't you have to register that in advance? When he sees me half naked in bed, he gets super bold!!! What's on his mind, hitting on me so cheaply? All of a sudden he just pulls out his cock and well, I was actually still pissed. But somehow it makes me horny to have such a hard boner presented right in front of my eyes. Am I seriously going to get into this? #brazenmethods #aofuck #spermaeating