Completely escalated! My perverted spring cleaning!
The sun is slowly coming out more often, it's getting warmer, the birds are chirping… and unfortunately, my place looks like shit… So it's time for my annual spring cleaning… and that includes getting old junk out of the closets and sorting it out… I completely forgot that I had so many big, sexy things lying around in my nightstand! And what do my eyes see?! A magnificent specimen from my impressive dildo collection is still shrink-wrapped and hasn't been used yet! I have to change that… immediately! It's way hotter than cleaning anyway 😉
