Help my asshole is on fire!
Whoa, how awesome was that? Unchecked and dry in my asshole! Are you crazy? Take a look at my little teeny asshole, how tight the hole is! A man can't just hammer in like a lunatic and rip open my rosette! This can't go well or what would you do in his place? Would you be like that and unbridled if you had free rein on my asshole?